wank sock

sock used to masturbate with to avoid having a mess to clean-up after ejaculation

I used a wank sock everytime I masturbate so I don't have to worry about semen going anywhere else but inside the sock which saves me time that I use to spend cleaning semen off my keyboard, mouse, floor, etc...

by Rick Hilton January 13, 2009

Tube Socking

The action of using an erect penis to "dock" with a pink sock (blown out asshole).

My boss' dog was walking around with a pink sock, he must have crapped something big. Anyway, my boss, Luigi, got an erection and tube socked the poor dog. -Tube Socking

by pantytramps July 4, 2010

Sock Belt

A sock tied around two belt loops used to hold one's pants up. Often used in mental hospitals where belts are not allowed.

Schizo 1: I think I can deal with the voices man, but my pants keep falling down.

Schizo 2: Just tie a sock belt on!

by freefm July 31, 2009

sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

by Snake April 25, 2005

sock rocker

Something or someone who rocks your socks

Check out that sock rocker. They're totally rocking my socks.

by aerann May 27, 2009

Sock Jock

Someone who masturbates in a sock.

Jim is definitely a Sock Jock!

by Petre Dish April 2, 2015

Skin Sock

A woman's vagina

I used to use a cotton sock when I masterbate now I use my girlfriends skin sock.

by Metal Chef May 5, 2015