soap scrambling

1.The act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise sex or rape. Often the faster you scramble the more the soap slips away creating panic and more slipping until you gain a couple of inches. The act of being penetrated when soap scrambling creates more shock and panic for the victim.

1. Dude after football the other day i dropped the soap in the changing room showers and mattew owned me as i was soap scrambling.

by Dunzel October 19, 2006

pube soap

A bar of soap with an over abundance of pubic hair on it.

We found a bar of pube soap in the shower.

by jasom February 9, 2004

soapdodger

Dirty, smelly or generally unkempt person. One who dodges soap.

"Get out of my cab you filthy soapdodger, you reek."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

soapyravioli

A VERY SEXY ITALIAN MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE THE KID FROM STRANGER THINGS

"Woah SoapyRavioli is so sexy I wanna have sex with him" - Every woman ever

by Logwebman December 13, 2021

soaptoe

One who has dropped the soap in the prison shower. Implies they have been analy raped (multiple times)

Insult: You friggin soaptoe!

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Soap Muppet

(n), A discarded sliver of soap found in communal bathrooms and showers, that has, over time collected enough pubic and body hair to take on the appearance of a Jim Henson creation. With characters ranging in colour and size (and hair coverage) each has a personality all of their own.

Holy crap I think that Soap Muppet is growing.

by 13owen c/o Turbo June 23, 2010

soapcat68

An account on tiktok that has gained both lots of love, and lots of hate. They only comment on South Park videos, saying "Im Soapcat68".

"I hope Soapcat68 comments on my video!"

by mentallykyle April 4, 2023