yoghurt slinger

A homosexual - called a yoghurt slinger because of the slinging of cum onto their parters back.

Faggy Fred is a yoghurt slinger!

by www-mudgie-dot-org March 7, 2004

Calico Smingsmangs

A variation of the brutal sexually transmitted disease (Smingsmangs) where the functions of the vagina and the anus trade places without physically moving.

Nancy: "Wow Peggy, you have quite a robust queef!"
Peggy: "I would love to take credit for that, but it is actually gas escaping from my rectum. I caught the Calico Smingsmangs while serving time in Vietnam and all of my feces have been oozing from my vagina ever since."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

rip roaring ring stinger

An extremly load and painfull fart that feels like its nearly ripped your ring piece apart, usually occours after eating a vindaloo or other hot curry,

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! "for fuck sake Danny boy, that was a rip roaring ring stinger! are you ok mate?.....Dan?.....PHONE AN AMBULANCE!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

one eyed yogurt slinger

the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)

"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"

by latisha bonquiqui December 13, 2013

mud-slinger

Someone who shits their underwear then takes them off and slings shit at people using the elastic band of the underwear for slinging power.

I'd eat that whores asshole but I've heard she's a mud-slinger

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

stingenious

being so cheap that clever and inventive ways of saving money are created and implemented.

Maria is stingenious, she turned the curtains into clothing for the children.
I can stingeniously fix anything with duct tape and spare wires.

by Mikal M. September 10, 2007

Stingein'

Somebody who is realy picky with there money and is always getting other people to buy them things/pay for them

me: You should buy the CD, it's $10!!
Jimmy: $10? i'm not paying that, burn it.
me: stop stingein' jimmy

by Misterskill October 17, 2008