Smoothies

Fruity drinks that rock your world in there many flavors!

omg lets go buy some smoothies!

by heartbroken14 </3 August 7, 2009

Vagisil Smoothie

An interesting blend of combinations of Ingredients to make my very own creation the Vagisil Smootie.

Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.

After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")

That vagisil smoothie tasted Hella uv good, lets get another.

by Richard Ezekiel Goodrich The Second April 26, 2005

smoothskin

A nickname for a person in your circle of friends who is inept yet you keep him close so he can be taken care of (and provide entertainment)

"Hey, did you here what Smoothskin did?"
"No, what?"
"He put diesel in his car again."
"Oh Smoothskin!"

by domus.vita June 11, 2007

GQ smooth

feelings of strong appraisal towards an african american to another afrian american, towards their feelings and ability to get women

Mr GQ smooth or something

by mr GQ October 20, 2010

Smooth criminals

The shaved testicles of a man.

Hello! Did you shave your balls?
Who doesn't love a couple of smooth criminals?

by atzza January 17, 2015

smooth jazz

A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises.
Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."

Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume?

Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.

My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."

by Gus February 12, 2005

CL smooth

slang for a cold Coors Light, the best beer in the world.

I'm drinkin' a couple of CL smooths and watching the game tonight.

by runey777 May 25, 2009