Silence

The loudest word ever spoken in the history of the world.

*Two kids in a class won’t stop talking*
Teacher: “SILENCE!!”

by A person125 April 30, 2023

Silence

Silence is yes because the person is just to shy to reply (Just pretend they said yes)

Bob is silent, he is just too shy to reply yes
"Silence means yes" - Bob, 2021

by builderthebob April 25, 2021

Silence

When all noises stop. When all you hear is nothing. Nothing. Silence means no noise. No sound. Not even breathing. Not even noises that humans are unable to hear.

People will say that they enjoy 'silence', but they really mean 'quiet'. Quiet is calming, tranquil. SILENCE is TORTURE. Silence is death. Silence is nothing. Silence is... the end.
We will never achieve silence. Unless existence... all of existence... everything that exists... perishes. When everything ends, we will truly achieve silence.

Me: Wouldn't it be cool if there was a giant remote that controlled all of the happenings of the world so that someone could just press the mute button and silence the world so that nothing could be heard by any of the creature of the world, not even with hearing aids and even some friendly giant with big ears wouldn't be able to hear anything?

The Creature:...Yes?

by JamYourEyes December 25, 2023

The fat silence

That awkward moment in which everything has become quiet because a friend has admitted to being fat. You don't want to lie but you dont want to be mean leaving you with the silence.

Rodney: Dude, the other day patricia left me with the fat silence

Andy: ouch man

by BeijingMo May 12, 2010

Triangle of Silence

When your trying to rub one out, you dont' want anyone to know.
While in bed with a comforter on you, make a triangle with both your legs, making a prism of silence to pleasure yourself.

Hov and Atomica were around in my room last night, I while I wanted to rub one out, lucky I was in the triangle of silence, they had no idea.

by mattysdruid May 22, 2020

In silence

It's a good game, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the monster

"Swiggity swooty, the rake from in silence is coming for my booty"

by Housel January 13, 2021

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019