Shredding

To go sweaty on whatever you’re doing.

“Damn you’re shredding this new game”

by May 28, 2021

Shredded balls

Am insult, used to poke fun of someone.

You’re the worst, Frank. You have such shredded balls.

by bleedbleed January 22, 2021

Shred Head

When you get a blow job or the good suck from someone with braces.

My hommie gave me some good shred head yesterday, but now my meat is all cut up.

by Drew p. Wiener February 12, 2019

shred head

a form of hair loss. most commonly happens during high stress. usually hair gets every where.

son: i just used this towel and now i have hair all over me

mom: i know i have shred head

by hazardousgrvy March 19, 2017

Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 01, 2022

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by December 24, 2017

Shredded Like Mini Wheats

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.

Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.

by Daddy Long Snake August 02, 2010