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Shred

‘yo did you shred the weed?’
by user4our2wenty December 24, 2022
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Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."
by anonymous February 22, 2023
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Shredded

Someone fit af, someone like Kylo Ren.
"A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower, he said that Kylo Ren had an 8 pack, that Kylo Ren is SHREDDED." - Matt the radar technician
by theyaintlookingforyou April 16, 2019
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Shred

Dennotation- to tear up

Connotation- to skateboard really well
I went to the skatepark to flaunt my skills, and a fellow skater complimented me on how well I could shred.
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Shredding some powder

Another term for doing cocaine.
Oh the cops started breakin' up a party and caught me shredding some powder.
by a man with a word October 21, 2010
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Shred and Illy

A hot couple who fucks regularly. Shred has a fat kok and illy rides it like a champ
Shred and illy are perfect together
by ShredBundy April 9, 2021
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Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.
Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022
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