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slop shopping

When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.
Dude ! I know you were slop shopping last night your couch smells like cheese curds and panda shit.
by Redalert423 July 14, 2017
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truman showing

(V). The act of being elected to high political office and then using your connections and money as leverage to orchestrate a large scale reality TV show with hundreds of millions of your constituents.
"Did you hear? Another administration official was just fired! The President even tweeted about it." "Oh, really? Wow. It's so crazy it always feel like someone is Truman showing us."
by 5am Diego September 29, 2017
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para-shopping

buying irrelevant, unnecessary and unwanted things, buying out of the mainstream, deliberately buying non-advertised goods, buying between advertisements, superficial shopping, collateral shopping, a selection of less desirable and less important items as an act.
She went para-shopping.
by word act January 19, 2018
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Pocket Shopping

It’s shopping with no chance of buying anything. So, you put your hands in your pocket, so the store associates get the hint to leave you alone to browse.
I had to get some ideas of what I want for Christmas. So I went to a few stores to do some pocket shopping.
by DMU77 November 27, 2019
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Slusher Shopping

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.
Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.
by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019
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Brocery Shopping

The act of going to an event saturated with fuck boys, with the intent of sleeping with one of them.
There’s a party at 5th and Ivy tonight. Do you want to come brocery shopping with me?
by Daniel McLovin May 6, 2020
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window shopping

When one goes on Haul and spends 3 hrs looking at cute outfits.
"Gurl, I forgot to study, I was busy window shopping on Haul." ;)
by YogurlYuyu January 5, 2021
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