Curbside shopping

:endlessly seeking to find rare or valuable treasures among discarded items/trash left out on the curb or street.

A friend went curbside shopping yesterday and found a rare comic book which was left as trash on the curb.

by Panthera Atrox January 26, 2011

Wish List Shopping

One who e-shops but only adds the item to their wish list instead of their shopping cart.

This is done more often when alone and poor.

Similar to window shopping.

Other usages of the term include Wish Lister, Wish Listing, and Wish List Shopper.

Betty: Hey Sally, we're going out tonight wanna come?

Sally: Sounds like fun but I'm broke so I'm just gonna stay home and do some wish list shopping

by distraction_camp October 10, 2009

shopping bulemic

A person who shops obsessively and then returns everything. The buying or binging brings the "high" or emotional rush, and the returning allows them to still pay the mortgage.

Stacey trips me out, she is such a shopping bulemic. She shops and shops and shops but never keeps anything. Wal Mart is so gonna ban her from the store.

by Tina Ballance April 20, 2008

Drive by shooting

When a man shoots his load on an unsuspecting bystander and then nonchalantly moves on.

Mark: what's that stuff on this guys' back?

Nick: I think he's the victim of a drive by shooting.

by Noronha March 6, 2016

home shopping network

A station that, instead of selling out, just plain sells - particularly to pregnant women, bed ridden old people, and people who like to shop but are too lazy to go to the mall.

I bought this fake diamond off of the home shopping network ... what a snag.

by Deezy June 24, 2003

milf shopping

v. An activity, particularly taking place in the evening at department stores such as Target or Macy's where an individual and a friend scope out the store in search of MILF's for their viewing pleasure.

When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.

"Yo Eric, I'm bored as shit over here, let's go hit up Target and do some MILF shopping"

"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"

by Will Lawrence December 7, 2007

school shooting

Yet another reason why "gun-free" zones don't work.

"There was another school shooting! Guns should be banned from school!"

"Weapons are already banned from school. Maybe if they weren't, students could DEFEND THEMSELVES"

by samj241 May 16, 2006