shafeelya johnson

a fake name like haywood jablome, mike hunt, and ben dover.
((hey would yah blow me?, my cunt, and bend over))
shafeelya johnson - she'll feel yah johnson
johnson as in penis. : lmao
i think my friend made that name up, i dont knoww. lol

*(guy calls me)*

him- hey!
me- heey!!
him- this girl added your boyfriend on myspace last night and was like talking to him.
me- really?
him- yeahh!, her name is shafeelya johnson!
me- ...(i didnt say anything but i knew something was up cause of how he said shafeeelya)
him- yeah have you met her yet?
me- uhm noo.
him- do you get it, she'll feel your johnson..
me- yeah i got that like two minutes ago!?
him- sure you did.
me- your just jealous cause i got it the first time. ha
him- nuh uh well here your boyfriend wants to talk to you..

(i start talking to my boyfriend, im a girl bythewayy)

by im not giving my name, October 18, 2008

shafeek

Is a type of person who always chill and talk a lot

This dog is like a shafeek who barks a lot

by Zyhog April 4, 2021

Shaf

Is a synonym to describe someone with a very large penis size

'oh my GOD you have such a big Shaf down there, come here daddy'

by _it's_shaf_ March 3, 2017

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

Dirty Sheafer

The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer

Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.

I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.

by MBenji February 8, 2010

Shafae

A contagious disease in which a person grows extra breasts in odd areas. Like a forehead, on the stomach, and even on the cheeks

Don't go near Bob, he's got Shafae.

You might also get Shafae, if you stand too close too Bob.

by ONE77 January 4, 2013

shafa

Someone who is Pakistani but not Indian and not very good looking at all

That chick is such a shafa. Seriously. Woah

by OmarH October 23, 2008