Ancient Chinese Secret

Lo Wang from the game Shadow Warrior (the classic one) says that when he finds a secret.

*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!

by Yo Guck Fourself February 11, 2019

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Suck toes or die trying June 22, 2019

dirty little secret

A secret that you don't want anyone to know but someone finds out about it sooner or later.

You've got a dirty little secret about me that I'd like to know.

by Christie Byrd November 18, 2005

dirty little secret

1) A song by All American Rejects
2) A song by Christian band Pillar
3) How you refer to a secret relationship, usually one in which some form of sexual contact has occurred.

1) "Dude, Dirty Little Secret is playin' on the radio!"
2) Dirty Little Secret is one of Pillar's best songs ever!
3) Jane: So, wanna come round later to continue our Dirty Little Secret?
Bob: Damn straight.

by fluffy the mutant psycho werewolf alien vampire teddy-bear of dooom May 7, 2007

SCP Secret Laboratory

SCP Secret Laboratory is a horror game focused on the internet creation called the SCP Foundation, the game was created in 2017 by Northwood Studios, the game 5 has playable groups which are: Class-D, Scientists, MTF, Chaos Insurgency and SCPs, Class-D and Scientists have to escape the facility to win, once a D-Class escapes they become Chaos Insurgents, however when Scientists escape they become MTF (MTF Stands for Mobile Task Force) Chaos Insurgents and MTF have guns, CI has the Logicer and the MTF depends on what kind of MTF they are, MTF Cadets have P-90s, MTF Lieutenants have E-11 SR Rifles, And the MTF Commander also have E-11 SR Rifles, SCPs are creatures or objects that have anomalous properties that can either benefit you or kill you, the SCP creatures in the game are: SCP-173 (AKA: The Statue, The Sculpture, Peanut) SCP-049 (AKA: Plague Doctor) SCP-096 (Shy Guy) SCP-106 (The Old Man, Larry, Uncle Larry, Radical Larry) SCP-939 (Dog) Now the SCP Items are SCP-018 (Ball, Super ball) SCP-207 (Cola bottles, Coca-cola, Cola) SCP-268 (The hat) and SCP-500 (The pill, The Pills, Panacea) Now for the guns: COM-15, MP-7, P-90, USP, Epsilon-11 SR Rifle, Logicer and Micro HID. Well, I'm too lazy to continue making this definition so I'm just gonna stop here.

person 1: Ayo did you play SCP Secret Laboratory yet?
person 2: Yeah, it was scary at first but then it just became an earrape simulator with creatures.

by FiftyK November 9, 2020

Secret Word

when bored you look up urban dictionary and search secret word then log in and make a meaning...

Secret word...
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by pseudonym qwerty December 1, 2014

secret pimp

a person who is seemingly quiet and good natured but in their personal life they are a pimp.

damn...i never knew tommy was a secret pimp!

by secret pimp lover October 13, 2005