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Schemie

A troglodite that causes deep offence by just being alive that usually live sin a run down council housing estate, takes vast amounts of ecstacy and whos idea of fun is stabbing/beating up the young middle clases
Davey got jumped and battered by a f***ing schemie again last night
by xzenomorph January 28, 2005
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The Pyramid scheme

When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.
I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.
by The phantom diddler January 15, 2019
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Winston-Salem

A large city in the ass end of nowhere with a penis as its largest building. Feel free to smoke anywhere, it's the only reason this shithole nothing-to-do town ever rose out of the tobacco fields and moonshine sheds.
"No one wants to live in Winston-Salem, you risk lung cancer driving through the place. I'm moving elsewhere as soon as fucking possible."

"By the way, keep your windows up downtown or you'll get shot by a banger or accosted by some cripple selling the paper.
by goddamnednobody June 1, 2009
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salem

One of the toughest cities north of Boston, Punks always come for the Willows, until they get their skullz CRACKED!
Dearborn To Orne, And Upham To Bay View... Represent Salem!
by Ant 2 da Tony December 28, 2005
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Salem

The medium size city of Ohio. Has a bunch of car dealerships.
Bob: I need a new car.
Susan: Well you know you will be able to find something in Salem, they have everything!
by Sahweet Stacey February 22, 2009
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hair brained scheme

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
by armaniGT October 13, 2006
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salem

the leebest person ever. period. this dude is fuckin awsome. last name salem.
dude stop trying to be so salem.


dude, that kid is so salem.
by aries March 1, 2005
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