daniel schumaker

A guy who cheats on his girlfriend with a chick that is far more interesting and wishes he could be with her instead

A liar who dricks bud light all day everyday

Don't believe Daniel Schumaker he is a great liar.

Daniel Schumaker is buying more beer and fighting with his baby mama.

by Gotemcowboy February 3, 2018

schumpy

Very, very strong marijuana

Something that is very cool

A close friend who is cool and feeling nice (not necessarily) from having had too much schump

My friend John, but not Miles

"what's happening schumpy"
How are you doing you swell person

by Captain Chronic September 10, 2008

schlumpkin

do a rumpkin and a blumpkin in less than 5 minnutes

schlumpkin is like eathing fart

by man man man231 February 27, 2010

Schumm

An extremely soft and low life thief of a human

Son, don't ever act like a Schumm

by TheRealist420 February 22, 2018

Scrump

A hand gesture in which you pinch someones entire face, as if to "squish" it.

"Don't scrump me, bro!"

by crzycrtny January 13, 2009

scrump

A group, or organization residing in northwestern Georgia.

"Oh shit, here come the scrumps!"

by scrump January 25, 2003

schlumping

the act of males humping

schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.

by ktkattdd January 5, 2009