Sam

A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.

Person 1: He was being a complete twat
Person 2: He is definitely sam

by F8ydoydupfitsoydgufy August 1, 2021

Sam

A real ass nigga that is the realest person to be born. He is also probably the most based person besides the based god himself.

Wow I wish I could be as based as Sam one day

by basedgod223 May 26, 2014

Sam

if you dating a guy or know a guy named sam get out of there as quick as you can girl if is toxic in whatever relationship. they will stab you in the back, be disloyal, dishonest and most of all break your heart.

Girl 1: so who have you been talking to

Girl 2: oh umm his names sam

Girl 1: babe you gotta get outta that real quick

‘a month later’
Girl 2: He cheated on me 💔😩

by dodobird November 7, 2020

Sam

Nice ass quads(and his right calf ):)

Damn Sam has some beautiful quads and a 10/10 right calf

by Humungas rigjt quad April 7, 2021

Sam

The army friend who always dies saving someone.

"I had a buddy named Sam. He died saving my life."

by Blueisthesaddestcolour May 28, 2018

Sam

The best person you will ever meet he is so nice and is vv cute

I love you Sam you are so cute!

by Chicken15412 July 3, 2018

Sam

If you know a Sam you ar so lucky. She is like a sister to you she is kind and caring but she may be rude sometimes but she will forgive you after . Sam is very sensitive so be careful of your words .

Who is she?
Ohh she is Sam she is like a sister to me

by J0yzzzt April 20, 2017