rydar

A short person with a small dick

Rydar is short

by Greatnigger November 16, 2023

ryder stonehouse

Ryder is known for his competitive gaming skills in games such as Minecraft, Siege and fortnite. He enjoys listening to music artists such as Alex G, Niko B and Odetari.
Ryder also enjoys going to the gym and playing football in his spare time, he is a legend at what he does. Ryder is a well rated man and does not associate with those who are not on his level of ratedness.

Friend: “Are you popular at school?”
Me: “I mean… you could say i am rated like Ryder Stonehouse.”

by kelsie!! April 6, 2024

Ryder

Ryder’s the name of someone that will absolutely shatter your heart.

Ryder C broke my heart.

by Kxrae April 18, 2024

Ryder

Ryder never learned the days of the week

"Ryder, what day is it today?"
"I don't know. I came out of my mom's vagina with my brain fried!"

by CaeAltinha10 May 22, 2024

Ryder Aldridge

He is the notorious Conner Mcgregor

he has a big Conner Ryder Aldridge Jose are you listening

by Idk34312 June 10, 2024

Ryderdingus

An alcoholic, that’s all you need to know. And a fein.

Bro did you hear john got a ryderdingus award.

by Xxsheliexx December 6, 2024

ryder

ryder is the type guy who you’ll wish you had met years ago when you have only known him for a week, but yall are already best friends. his shaggy hair and sparkling blue eyes are the most handsome thing youll ever lay eyes on, because his heart matches it. Ryder is actually extremely funny if u understand his type humor and he loves to make u laugh, but he rarely smiles unless his gf is with him— he loves his girl with a deep passion and would do anything for her, and NEVER would cheat. loyal and supportive thru anything and she trust him completely.

If you ever find a ryder in your life, hold on to him as tight as you can and never let go

him: i would never cheat on you
girl: i know cuz ur a true ryder, i trust you

mom: we love her bf so much, hes so caring and funny and loyal- he rly lives up to his name: Ryder!

by 132joyryderFloridaPalmBeach March 24, 2025