Request death by brazon bull

When the police failure is as bad as this you can request death by brazon bull for the aggressive party

I officially request death by brazon bull for the police

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

lubricant may be required

An extenuating circumstance when the level of friction becomes to great to continue.

While performing a "Dirty Trapeze", lubricant may be required.

by Drew Clark September 25, 2006

system requirements

How good your computer has to be to play the latest new video game.

If you are actually checking the system requirements, you probly need to upgrade.

by spanky January 28, 2004

¿requires va ir coma con mi?

spanish for "will u go to bed with me tonight?" get the same reaction with soman, as with "voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

the guy went to spain and asked this hot chick ¿requires va ir coma con mi? and got his ass chewed out by her.

by james short March 21, 2007

requipped

To re-equip yourself, as to get a larger penis.

I have requipped myself to fuck NovceGuru's ass loose

by Todd Bowles January 22, 2008

system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.

"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

Requiett

1. An intarnewb

2. A kidney/liver/anal virginity thief

3. A date rapist

MidnightViscount: I DRUGGED YOU WITH GHB, RAPED YOU IN YOUR ANUS, STOLE YOUR KIDNEY AND HALF OF YOUR LIVER, THEN MADE OFF INTO THE NIGHT WHILE SINGING THE "GUMMY BEARS" THEME.

by PrivateCaboose January 4, 2005