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fuck puppet

A small, or traditionally petite young lady who perhaps misguidedly engages in sexual congress with a male partner several times her size and weight.

Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.
Tanya couldn't walk properly for two days after her hulking new shag had spun her round like a top, pressed her into a W-shape, held her by the ankles upside down while swinging her like a full-breasted pendulum to give himself a blow job, then spinning her round and lowering her a bit to stuff her from behind rather uncomfortably and generally using her as a fuck puppet all night.
by Martin Lukes March 11, 2008
mugGet the fuck puppetmug.

puppet show

An erection that shows through clothing.
"I can't leave the room in my robe yet or the kids are bound to notice the puppet show".
by jakester the snakester January 11, 2013
mugGet the puppet showmug.

Finger Puppet

A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.
Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?
by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003
mugGet the Finger Puppetmug.

fuck puppet

this fuck puppet always screws things up
by 7roadking June 20, 2018
mugGet the fuck puppetmug.

Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.
me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."
by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017
mugGet the Puppet-phobiamug.

puppet sniffer

a person who sniffs the rims around glory holes in public cubicals
a puppet sniffer is a vile depraved idiviadual that sniffs glory hole rims
by the horn bag April 6, 2017
mugGet the puppet sniffermug.

arse puppet

is to be known as someones bitch (in a male to male relationship)
little johnny became his cell mates arse puppet when he was in lock up
by Matt .T .P February 17, 2008
mugGet the arse puppetmug.

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