One who is an expert at the art of drinking beers.
Someone who can handle large quanities of beer in one day.
Someone who can handle large quanities of beer in one day.
#1Rick was impressed by Profesional beer drinker Karl feat of drinking 18 beers and still play a mean game of bags, and he was textdrinking.
#2Danko can only handle 3 to 5 beers before he breaks his seal or is drunk. No way will he ever be a professional beer drinker.
#3Rich, Lou and Karl are a team of professional beer drinkers called the 250lb man club!
#2Danko can only handle 3 to 5 beers before he breaks his seal or is drunk. No way will he ever be a professional beer drinker.
#3Rich, Lou and Karl are a team of professional beer drinkers called the 250lb man club!
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Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.
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A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
by wangjiahua December 11, 2010
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Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.
Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.
Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.
Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.
Girl: ya, I love you too.
A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.
Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.
Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.
Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.
Girl: ya, I love you too.
A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.
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During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.
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