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Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.
Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.
by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022
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Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.
I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.
by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023
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Procrastinativity

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.
So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.
by Mattoco May 20, 2008
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procrastidote

n. procrastidote. A concoction administered as necessary (not to exceed 12 times a day) to combat the effects of procrastination. Side effects include increased procrastination, death. See your doctor today...or tomorrow.

I.e., a futile attempt at countering procrastination.
This was a procrastidote.
by GedIsNotMySon June 29, 2009
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Procrastinatory

Relating to the act of procrastination, AKA the quality of being lazy. Describes the way of procrastinating.
She never gets anything done because of her procrastinatory ways.
by fhgrl33 May 10, 2011
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Procrastination Polka

The act of dancing with the intent of writing.
"Laura is doing the Procrastination Polka because she hates her GSW teacher."
by Outrageousss October 24, 2011
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procrastinatorious

being known for procratinating behaviours
"Did you do that paper from last week yet?"
"No, I'm procrastinatorious."
by Oprahlisious October 27, 2011
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