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pre-gaming

Consuming alcohol in smaller amounts before a bigger drinking event with the intention of easing yourself into a night of crazy fun.
First guy: Yea we were pre-gaming with beer tonight.

(gazing at a guy passed out)

Second guy: Yea too bad he didn't pre-game at all, tonight was too much fun for him to handle.

First guy: Sucks to be him.
by McDADe August 28, 2010
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pre-buffer

The act of loading a webpage with a video on it allowing the video to buffer knowing full well that you do not intent to watch the video at the present time. But instead keeping the webpage open and watching later when it may be more convenient for you. A pre-buffer is also used to make sure the video is fully loaded when you wish to wash it.

The user can also disconnect from the internet and will still be able to watch the video due to the pre-buffer.
buddy: have you got any decent films we can watch?
guy: erm nah not really but i pre-buffered the hangover on the internet this morning if you wanna watch that
buddy: yeah sounds like a plan, good old pre-buffer

bob: you wanna go out jim?
jim: ok let me just pre-buffer space chimps for the kids n i'll pick you up
by wildturkey69 September 19, 2009
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Pre-cog

The act o pooping in a bath just seconds before the partner gets in it.
Hanna gave me a huge pre-cog last night that I had to hit the shower to get rid of every part of her poop that was stuck on my skin.
by Booty_hunter February 3, 2020
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Pre-cise

(noun) the distinction between a cise and a pre-cise is that a pre-cise is the act of cising something BEFORE it actually happens or even exists. Pre-cising can be due to feelings of preconceived excitement, enthusiasm, or thoughts of awesomeness. Exercise caution when pre-cising - you don't want to set you or others up for unnecessary disappointment.
1. "Omgosh. My outfit for this party is gonna actually be so hot. Like suriously, all eyes are going to be on me. I can just see it. Walk in. Stop the party b/c of how much sex I'm gonna ooze."

"Have you actually bought your outfit yet?"

"Um..no"

"Stop pre-cising yourself. You're gonna pre-cise a non-existent and could just end up looking like shit."

2. "My baby be the shit."
"Yo baby isn't even born yet. You be pre-cising it."
by djs of c4503 January 1, 2012
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pre meat

Pre meat is defined as before meat.
Such as an egg before it turns into a chick
by Eggispremeat May 20, 2019
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Pre-Log

1)A fart before you take a dump
Man I had to poo hella bad last night turns out it was just a huge pre-log
by Whiteshadow8 June 9, 2013
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Pre-TSD

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder. For a time-travelling resistance fighter, the stress disorder that results from dealing with traumatic events that technically have not happened...yet. But they damn sure will if you don't keep that robot from killing the girl. Or stop those robots from killing your son.
"I just had a nightmare about death machines dancing the macarena down a highway made of skulls."

"Hasn't happened yet, dude. Ever since you jumped outta the time machine you've had a serious case of Pre-TSD."
by Don'tFeedTheManagement March 22, 2014
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