poon hound

A womanizer or playboy. This term is used on the movie "Indecent Proposal" by Billy Bob Thorton to describe the character John Gage (played by Robert Redford)

"That's John Gage, rich son of a bitch and a major poon hound."

by TheRealDeal77 October 27, 2008

Poon Boy

A complete pussy and weak ass guy

Justin is being a little poon boy and won't drink anything tonight.

by JamaicanPancake August 30, 2013

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

koon poon

Derogatory name for an african female's vagina

man I bet Shaqueta has a nasty koon poon!

by titanmike January 11, 2008

stank poon

a female vagina that comes to be quite stanky due to the presence of poo or a poo like substance in or around the vag.

I was fuckin my girlfriend and when i pulled out, my johnson smelled like shit. Fuckin stank poon.

by pwnstarsixty9 January 7, 2010

carpe poon

Literally means "seize the poon". Used as a term of motivation for a guy to go talk to a girl and eventually have sex with her.

Guy 1: That girl over there is kind of pretty.
Guy 2: Go talk to her.
Guy 1: Nah its Alright.
Guy 2. Dude! Carpe poon!

by Mitch McSpanklesworth October 1, 2006

Poon

extremely hot woman that is usually from some ethnic group like itallian, russian or some asian country

"check out that poon asian chick!"

by Sovereign November 15, 2004