by Benny Baltimore October 19, 2022
Get the Poochmug. You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
by The_law21 November 5, 2019
Get the Screwed The Poochmug. by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021
Get the Poochmug. That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.
A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!
by von groovy August 21, 2024
Get the afternoon poochmug. by Snorty orty August 2, 2021
Get the Poochmug. by Bluecube14 June 17, 2018
Get the Douchie poochmug. A pooch is the master of dogs. In their free time likes to wrestle them for food as well as for pleasure.
by biff734534 March 7, 2008
Get the pooch mastermug.