piss puck 

A frozen sheet of pee made by peeing in a pan and freezing it. Used for pranks.

The neighbor's kept waking me up at night, so I made a piss puck and slid it under their door. They never could figure out who peed by the door.

piss puck by Stink McFisticuffs January 22, 2008

piss of shit 

- Spelling mistake (it should be called piece of shit)
- When a shit takes a piss

u fucking piss of shit

piss of shit by snfbse9f8isebf May 14, 2010

Piss Bidet 

A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.

I just went to unpack the luggage and got a piss bidet for my efforts.

Piss Bidet by DanDut May 30, 2008

Piss Cock Balls 

Something to say when something doesn't go your way. Normally followed by a "And I don't care" by the people around you.

Bob: I just lost! Piss Cock Balls!!!

Billy: And I don't care!!

Man 1: Damn! I just pissed myself. Piss Cock Balls and I don't care!!

Piss Cock Balls by Senor Wangggg May 27, 2009

Piss Rinse 

After a man ejaculates he goes and takes a piss to rinse out the cum from his urethra.

The little pain you get peeing after you ejaculate. Thats the cum washing out of your dick.

Guy #1 Damn it hurt like shit when I pissed this morning

Guy #2 You masturbated last night before you went to bed didn't you?

Guy #1 Yes I did! How did you know?

Guy #2 Damn dude you got to "Piss Rinse" after you jack off so this shit doesn't happen you dumb fuck.

Piss Rinse by BSUBeaver May 13, 2010

piss sprinkler 

(verb) To spin and/or twist while urinating, so one can piss on everything in sight in a given area. Frequently done in anger or while drunk - or both.

(noun) The act of performing a piss sprinkler.

The waitress in the Rodeo Bar was a real twat, so I piss sprinklered the entire bathroom before leaving last night.

piss sprinkler by FreeFall the Psychaderelic October 3, 2010

Piss Pal 

This device looks like a small mobile shower curtain with a bucket mounted on the bottom of it. It is portable and ideal for tailgating. Future upgrades may include but are not limited to a larger bucket with a cover and a large hole cut into it for those that need to go #2.

Dude, break out the Piss Pal man, I gotta go. These beers are going right thru me and the portapotty line is too long to wait in.

Piss Pal by Iamdrunk April 19, 2011