Pencil dick

its as skinny as a pencil , i could choke on it ...

"omg ! itcan fitin my pocket!its like a handy dandy mini pen!"extra small!and skinny as fuck!

by karina November 25, 2003

Pencil Jamming

Synonym to cockblock

Dude I was gonna go make out with her but Mike was pencil jamming dirty...

by PENCILJAMMER January 24, 2010

Break the Pencil

Break the pencil is a sexual game where one member (usually male) has an erection and balances on it. The male, or the pencil, is usually suspended in the air with the tip of his dick touching the floor. Then one by one women will sit on the man's back until the suspension system breaks, causing the man to fall with his dick snapping in two like a pencil.

Dave: "What did you and Chelsea's friends do last night?"

Isaac:"We played break the pencil."
Dave:" Oh. How did you do?"
Isaac:"I only managed one..."

by Loveme May 24, 2016

sharpen my pencil

to masturbate to full extent and make your pencil (penis) sharp (erect)

Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.

by Eric Cartmanez May 9, 2008

pencil dropper

A subtype of classroom attention whore (usually female) who drops personal items in the hope that her teacher (usually male) will pick them up for her, thus proving he knows she exists. This is a variation on the shlemiel/shlemazel game: the student is the shlemiel, and the teacher the shlemazel.

Young lady, that is the third time you have dropped something this bell. Is the force of gravity singling you out for unfair treatment today, or have you become another pencil dropper?

by Telemakhos May 8, 2004

Sharpened Pencil

Noun,

when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.

After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.

by J-Dizzle Pimp yo October 30, 2007

Rusty Pencil

When having anal sex you pull out and write your initials on her forehead with your penis.

I banged this chick in the butt and left my initials on her forehead with my rusty pencil.

by Josh's Finger July 8, 2010