Pelican Mouth

When a girl has a massive lower jaw so it seems that when she sucks your dick, she can put your balls in her mouth too.

All of Jay Leno's daughters are gonna be pelican mouths.

by Charlie Trouble March 5, 2011

Peginus

When you see a girl that is so repulsive that your dick shrinks back up into your body, thus creating a vagina where your penis normally belongs.

Jeremy: "Damn did you know that Mark is going out with Hope?"
Oliver: "Yea I know I got a Peginus when he introduced her to me!"

by chief thundercock June 13, 2011

peliculero

When you exaggerate being over dramatic, or making something an issue when it's not.

Este tuitero es un peliculero.

by Vantillana June 16, 2019

glue peeling

putting a layer of glue on your finger and waiting for it to dry, then peeling it which is "SATISFYING"

last Saturday I was glue peeling with my bro.

by b0b_th3_bu!1d3r June 10, 2019

modest pelican

Hottest mf on youtube fr

Papa Peli well leng
Stay Hydrated boys
Modest Pelican is my father

by PapaPelisChild August 8, 2021

distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009

pegis-tenderitis

Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

by Beve Patty October 7, 2005