Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher July 26, 2016

Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life from May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty.

Paw Paw for Jesus!

by annmartina May 7, 2024

Hitting Paws

Going our separate ways

I'll do this one last thing but we're hitting paws after that.

by Team_Ed July 28, 2022

Sticky-paws

When tape is placed uner the paws of cat for the amusement of humans.

Mr.Whiskers: "What's with the funny walk?"

Mittens: "Damn humans and their sticky-paws!!!"

by mathraptor July 23, 2009

bitch paws

A man’s hands that are soft and appear to have never been used for work. Usually small hands too.

When Brad showed the offer to his customers, they quickly noticed his soft bitch paws.

by Sith Rabbit November 30, 2020

Pita & Paw

Besties, Married, Soulmates, & Weirdos <3

Pita & Paw like to bite each other for fun

by pdaddy_ March 9, 2021

Ayo , PAWS

When your fwiend say something weally sussy so you have to say ayo paws instead of Ayo pause :3

Catboy: I spilled milk now there is white stuff everywhere

Femboy: Ayo , PAWS

by Mr.nagol July 30, 2025