Cold Pasta

When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless

"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"

by SupermanNextDoor May 12, 2021

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Pasta Crunk

What happens at a pastabilities party when you eat to much pasta.

Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!

by Raefein February 22, 2009

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cheesey pasta

The best pasta in the world made by kraft.

Friend 1 “i dont like cheesey pasta”
Friend 2 “kill yourself you little fucking tramp”

by Shibbleton July 18, 2023

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Pasta cake

A term for the Italian dish of Lasagna

MMMmmmmm....... Pasta cake......

by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

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passed out pasta

When your so drunk on a night out you pass out and yourhead fulls into a seventeen year olds lap.

Wow bro I’m so drunk I just passed out pasta

by Oops I Od’d Again...... July 2, 2018

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the pasta guy is the kind of person that you will stumble upon when you least expect it. they are the type of person who loves to listen and learn. they come at the perfect time and never plan on leaving for a long long time. they will stick around until you're sick of them, not that you would ever get sick of anyone, especially not these people. all they want is to be around you and that's all they want in return; love, care, and appreciation. the pasta guy is the person who will always be there for you, specially when you need it most. when they come into your life, never ever take them for granted. always give them the love and appreciation that they deserve. the pasta guy is the most considerate and understanding person out there. the pasta guy only deserves love and everything good, like ice cream and extravagant birthday parties. the pasta guy is the most interesting and cool person you will ever meet! they tell the stupidest, but funniest, jokes! they bring a different light into your life that could never be replaced by anything else. they are the kind of person you think of whenever you hear a love song or a happy song. they put a smile on your face every single time.

and for my pasta boy, know that i love you more and more everyday. i wouldn't trade you for the world and you deserve all the love in this world. i would give you everything if i could, but i will give you my heart until then. even when you get everything, you'll always have my heart. i love you <33

the pasta guy came into my life when i least expected it omg..

by millymellyame August 11, 2024

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