poon parade

An all-singing, all-dancing parade of all things vagina. those involved are, of course, almost all women. usually occurs when Nicholas Sparks releases a book, or when there is a sale at a JCPenney, Macy's, etc...Mosh pit-like atmosphere can ensue if sale is over 25% off.

"Dude, the entrance at JCPenney was packed today...total poon parade, must've been a sale there."

by boxhead5 September 28, 2009

boogie parade

means goin 2 a part-tayyyyy!

Claud says: "Hey Hammy ya wanna go to a boogie parade?"

Hammy says: "Yeh Claud lets go and boogie parade the night away!"

by Philster! June 3, 2010

Ho parade

Any event where three or more girls of less than reputable status will be present.

Yo, you going to the ho parade Saturday? I heard EVERYONE is going to get laid.

by KmartTerrorist June 24, 2010

Crib Parade

The spectacle of concentrated groups of sexy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of Hollywood.

A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.

"Dude, look at all these fine women. It's a f'n' crib parade in here."

"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."

by Holly M S April 24, 2010

wank parade

Wanking more than 3 times in night, usually while maintaining nudity.

Last Thursday i was bored while home alone so i decided to have a wank parade to pass time

by stuy.bee November 22, 2010

2 para

When one stuffs a suitcase with a midget and throws it out a 3 story window

I just 2 para'd that annoying midget.

by Matheowj May 14, 2015

Brownie Parade

A parade in celebration of brownies where copious amounts of Titos is consumed and the only laugh allowed is a slow "huh-huh"!

Unsure if this is a real event or a figment of a schizophrenic episode.

Roberto on a phone call, "Do you have da Titos for the Brownie Parade *huh-huh*?"

John, "Is Roberto off his medication again?"

by Bobby Roberto April 19, 2023