Parasocial

Dream

That youtuber has a parasocial relation with his fans.

by AbsoluteUnite May 1, 2021

parasexual

A sexual deviant, such as someone who is into bondage or kids. Like paraphiliac, but used as a sexual orientation rather than a disorder.

I've got this crazy fetish for rubber. Does that make me parasexual?

by theflying_clubcup January 24, 2009

FAV PABST

An acronym for:

Fatty Ass Vagina Pussy Ass Bitch Slut Tranny

"You're seriously not going to race? You're such a FAV PABST."

by B-dubster December 15, 2008

Paraskevi

This is how we call traitors and liars. It is also used for those who hit people with doors. Finally it's used for those who lose the measure of the joke

I can't believe that you said everything to Andrew.. You are such a "paraskevi"

by Ssstt December 19, 2019

Parasite

Based on the film of the same name, this is when you get a new job and then one at a time you get your friends jobs there too until you’re all running the place.

You got a job at the water park? Let’s parasite that place!

by Mattefinished January 17, 2020

Ego Parasites

People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.

- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?

- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...

by SkankHunt42_therealone August 17, 2018

pabst smear

1/2 PBR, 1/2 Guiness

"I ordered a Pabst Smear from the bartender"

by lancaster505 June 11, 2006