by Rose April 8, 2003
Get the slob on my knob mug.1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.
The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.
The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"
First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"
First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
by DBG February 15, 2008
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"Everyone's getting it, they're running at low capacity"
"Oh that's it, go on, piss on my rainbow!"
"Everyone's getting it, they're running at low capacity"
"Oh that's it, go on, piss on my rainbow!"
by Miss Couture December 18, 2007
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2. phrase commonly used to explain to your friends that not all of us can be slack mother fuckers and rely on our parents to pay for everything, henceforth you must work often and miss out on activities you would like to - but simply cannot attend.
2. phrase commonly used to explain to your friends that not all of us can be slack mother fuckers and rely on our parents to pay for everything, henceforth you must work often and miss out on activities you would like to - but simply cannot attend.
slack mother fucker: Hey dude it's tuesday night and it's only midnight...lets go mud doggin' or somethin
jake: nah i can't, i'm gonna be puttin cheese on my burger all day tomorrow
jake: nah i can't, i'm gonna be puttin cheese on my burger all day tomorrow
by nigrigged June 4, 2007
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Get the i farded on my own boaner mug.Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.
Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008
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Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy
Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy
by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006
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