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Nickelodeon

A television channel that at one time owned. But they canceled all the good shows and replaced them with shows aimed at six-year-olds (so what does that make Nick Jr., like, two-year-old shit?), made a brief comeback with Invader Zim, but canceled that and is dying now.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.
Nickelodeon sucks ass. If you don't believe me, watch Spongebob or Avatar: The Last Airbender.
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005
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Nickel and Dime Whore

The type of friend who will steal your husband for shits and giggles.
That cheap-ass bitch is such a nickel and dime whore, she stole her best friend's husband and is fucking him.
by Jabowocky May 2, 2009
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Nickel Night

• A term given to a strip club when attendance is not desired.
• Normally a term given to strip clubs with fat disease infested strippers.
• Nickel Night normally has a 6 drink minimum set by the attendee.

• Comes from the term Spare Change which refers to inserting money into said females orifices
Chris: "Hey Mike and Pat you guys want to go to baby dolls 1 dollar beer night?!"
Mike: "Dude that sounds like a nickel night to me."
Pat: "Hey come on man, down 6 and they all look good"
by weegenc December 3, 2009
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hot nickels

johnny blaze's "wu name"
by Jizl December 1, 2003
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nickel

A 5-year prison sentence.
Yo, where's Tex and Willy?

Their doing a nickel a piece at Riker's.
by Seawrestlerakapunsiher December 28, 2005
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nickelback

the worst piece of shit ever to come from Canada. A scratchy voiced cock eater, Chad Kroger or some shit, sucked some giant squid genitals and became popular.
"SUCK A COCK LIKE ME," Chad, from nickelback
by aassddfasdasd August 30, 2010
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nickelbitch

A piece of shit, asshole.

Worse than a douchebag. Worse than a fag. Worse than a bitch. Worse than anything you know.

The most degrading term a person can call another.

Originated from combining the two words "Nickelback" (one the worst bands ever) and "bitch" (one of the worst things to call someone).
"Hey Clarence, I fucked your mom last night and raped your dogs. I also beat up your 10 year old brother for no reason. O ya, I strangled your 2 year old sister to death" - Ricky

"Wtf? No way Ricky. You're joking right?" -Clarence

"Nope. I also raped your girlfriend in the ass with 96 strokes. After that she sucked my dick and we made love the rest of the night. Also, I sold your car for $86,000 and told the cops about your marijuana farm." -Ricky

"I'm going to fucking kill you, you fucking NICKELBITCH!" -Clarence
by God's son named Jesus March 6, 2010
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