Emotional Mule

A person used by a friend or associate to pass on information, that the user doesn't want to tell to the intended recipients face personally.

Recipient "dude, you're my best friend what did she say?!"
Mule "grrr....She said she really likes you but i'm not allowed to tell you!"
Recipient "grrr, you're emotional mule!"

by Eddiy November 4, 2011

startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.

i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.

by the antisocialist December 31, 2011

Mike Mulderrig

Mike Mulderrig a talented youtuber personality, known for his passion for dogs, marketing and fitness. He's so handsome that turns straight men into gays. He was part of a reality show cast, but we don't need to name it. Let's say it's a show based on...hmmm can't remember much...is that a reality show? Moving on, Mike has a great personality and definitely appreciated by many people.

"Have you seen Mike Mulderrig's muscles?" "Yes, I have and he's a fucking jock"

by MikeMGTV fan March 24, 2021

Roping the mule.

Masturbating. A man jerking off.
More funny and less awkward way of saying jerking off.

Hey, stop roping the mule in there. If my door is closed, I'm probably roping the mule.

by LRac0402 March 13, 2010

The "Classic" (Melee)

The "Classic" is an advanced technique in Super Smash Brothers Melee which involves a player (usually a Marth main) losing a stock, respawning, slowly walking up to the opponent and throwing out an F-Smash.

Noun:
Marth main: "Let's go!" *Slaps Leg*

Salty Fox main: "I cant believe I got hit with The "Classic" (Melee)..."

by MeleeRedox June 30, 2018

"lope your mule"

Learned how to "lope my Mule out behind the barn. "lope your (my) mule" is the same thing as jacking-off,masturbating, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, jerking off, & etc.
What you been doin, Buba? Did you Lope Your Mule out behind the barn?

I got my education out behind the barn. That is where you learned how to "lope your mule". I still go out behind to do and learn things.

by Thursty June 11, 2006

pregnant mules

Although, seemingly impossible
There are some pregnant mules out there
Why is that significant?
Well, mules aren't supposed to be able to get pregnant.
It's nature's way of saying "This isn't right, so I'm stopping it."
Well, some way or another, there are pregnant mules, alive and breathing, even as you read this..
Be afraid....
Be VERY afraid

"So guess what I found out."
"What?"
"There's a pregnant mule in Wyoming"
*Dramatic silence*
"Pregnant Mules Will Attack You In Your Sleep, Then Take Over The World!!!!!!"
*Runs away screaming*

by Kadie-Lee May 20, 2008