off your mule

A person that is very drunk usually male.

'Man! Can we do it in the morning? You are off your mule'

by TartdyTardis November 17, 2013

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"lope your mule"

Learned how to "lope my Mule out behind the barn. "lope your (my) mule" is the same thing as jacking-off,masturbating, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, jerking off, & etc.
What you been doin, Buba? Did you Lope Your Mule out behind the barn?

I got my education out behind the barn. That is where you learned how to "lope your mule". I still go out behind to do and learn things.

by Thursty June 05, 2006

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shimmy up the mule

to try something which won't do you no good -- it ain't a boy or a girl so you get nothing outta doin' it. May as well jack your own hammer.

having a crush on a happily married but very hot teacher

by Henry Marquez October 12, 2003

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kicks like a mule

When a gun got a really hard recoil.

I tested the .44 yesterday. It kicks like a mule.

by name *someguy = ? December 14, 2008

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hold my mule

Southern expression: To refrain from beating some one's ass.
Origin: Has something to do with Jesus and his mule.

Son: Mommy, my teacher called me a dummy.
Mom: Lawd! Somebody hold my mule!

Tom: I heard that you got fired.
Dan: Yeah, I had to hold my mule on them beeotches!

Trina: Girl! They repossessed my car!
Keshia: Hold my mule!!!

by CatSuga October 10, 2006

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