Mister montana

Chiraq rapper lil mister

Mister montana got that 40

by 1234567djpooman October 28, 2021

Montana Massacre

The act of ten dudes nutting on someone.

Guy: me and my friends did a montana massacre on jessica last night!

by Epicgamerboy69xxlel January 16, 2020

Montana’s Dick

extremely small and some how curved

Montana’s dick looks like an autistic tic tac

by Britney bitch 💋💋 April 15, 2020

montana switcheroo

When you're dicking a girl and then pull out put a banana in and run away.

Me 'I just finished up Montana switcherooing your mum'
You 'Oh wow that's not cool'

by Beansytein the third February 28, 2018

montana golana

a complete and uter hobo that derserves to be lonley in life and wonder where she/he went wrong. they are usually found in your boyfriends bed or in a food outlet. they usually dress provoctivally and will lie about most things. montana golana's will try and take your boyfriend away and act innocent and probs wont even get with them it is just to be an anoying self centred bit*h

person A: omg why did you split up with your boyfriend

person b: i dont know it was probs a montana golana

montana golana: smiles and walks away

by kit girl raww November 7, 2020

Hannah Montana

A beautiful, talented singer/songwriter/actress/dancer/horseback rider/juggler/swimmer/rodeo star/performer with a cute Tennessee accent and a great style. She lives a double life of being a regular (but hella smart) school girl by day, and a pop sensation by night. Most of her friends at school know her secret, but if the whole school were to find out, she would never get a break! This pop star has made a great impact on the music industry and nothing would be the same without her. PRAISE YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR HANNAH MONTANA

Peasant: "Hannah Montana is so dead now"
Me: SHE LIVES

by nothannahmontana February 1, 2014

Montana Telegram

When your buddy butt-dials you right before he starts having sex allowing you and all your friends to laugh as you hear them having sex.

Girl getting railed: Uhh uhhh
Dude getting laid: mehhrr
Dude 1: dude my friend just butt dialed me

Dude 2: it sounds like there knockin boots man
Dude 3: definately
Dude 1: maybe he's givin her the montana muzzleloader
Dude 2- no man, shes gettin the Montana Telegram

by montanas expert May 21, 2011