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a complete and uter hobo that derserves to be lonley in life and wonder where she/he went wrong. they are usually found in your boyfriends bed or in a food outlet. they usually dress provoctivally and will lie about most things. montana golana's will try and take your boyfriend away and act innocent and probs wont even get with them it is just to be an anoying self centred bit*h
person A: omg why did you split up with your boyfriend

person b: i dont know it was probs a montana golana

montana golana: smiles and walks away
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by kit girl raww November 07, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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