monster dump

a giant shit, a big poop, a humongous dookie, a large BM

"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I gotta go take a monster dump."

by PoshFrosh February 8, 2008

Monster

A scary caffeinated drink that Mormon children are told to check their closets for before they go to bed.

Jimmy, if you're hiding Monster in there, you won't be allowed to participate in family game night for a week!

by myster twister November 29, 2009

Monster-in-law

A perjorative term for one's mother-in-law.

My monster-in-law is coming to stay the week.

by Kevin Kelm May 17, 2004

Monster in law

ugly fat bitch to lazy to get out of her own way

my mother inlaw is so fukn fat and useless she uses powder instead of a towel to dry herself

by Mark July 31, 2004

Mother Monster

The name Lady Gaga's fans (Little Monsters) call her.

Mother Monster

by JBridger April 11, 2010

rofl monster

The rofl monster a distant relative to the big blue bear from the "hug in a mug" advertisements, however he is neither friendly nor does he gives hugs. he is a crazy psychotic monster that dwells in rehab for his addiction to snorting santa claus's man juice. If one describes the physical appearance of the rofl monster, then he will hunt that person down and visciously bum them until they have no anus left. The rofl monster's victims have often been admitted to mental hospitals after their dreadful experience

Gregg: Oh cheesus, Steven was visited by the rofl monster after describing him to Lucy yesturday
Dave: Nooooooooooo! hows his anus?

by muckley May 22, 2008

moiste

An adjective used to describe how awesome something or someone is.

Austin's neon fanny pack was moiste as shit.

by DemoDillon December 13, 2013