scrog monster

a girl that likes to fuck alot.

see that girlover there? she's a scrog monster.

by 4Q2pal November 13, 2007

Green Monster

Green Monster is the name given to a house that often throws parties, rages, kickbacks, pregames, raves etc. The house or series of houses is often found in a populous American city and/or college town. Often confused with a fraternity or frat house, a Green Monster is non-greek affiliated and usually throws better parties than the surrounding Greek community.

This party is sick! What frat is this?
This isn't a frat, this is Green Monster.

by collegekiddo November 7, 2010

Land Monster

This breed is normally found at the end of the bar/pub looking for any guy to take down (home). They are normally disgusting, fat and unless you are 13 shots, 7 beers and a few Mind Erasers deep...you would never, ever even think of hitting it. They do seem to attract the drunkest of the drunks when courting a mate. The unlucky soul who gets attacked by such a beast usually finds himself scurrying around in the morning wondering where he is and what the F is that on the bed.

Holy shit, did you see that Land Monster Tony took down last night? She was hideous.

Look at all those land monsters over there, I'll pay you 20 bucks to sleep with one of them...

by JCN November 14, 2006

Monster Rain

A game started by a Lil' Jimmy Norton. When it begins to rain, someone yells "The monster rain is coming." You then hide underneath the porch and perform fellatio on your friend, who then returns the favor.

Lil' Jimmy watched the weather report with great excitement, in hopes that a low pressure system would bring the Monster Rain.

by Old Gravy Leg March 21, 2005

monstrous cock

Really big dick, cock, or penis

Damn that guy has a monstrous cock. I can see it through his pants!🤤

by Bigcocklover123 November 5, 2017

Gelatinous Monster

A mythical creature shaped rather like a jellyfish, often found fangoriously devouring preteen children. Originates from the informative childrens literature, strongbad's Everyone is Different. See also fangoriously devoured.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster... Hillary's legs are being digested."

by onetime October 4, 2003

coochie monster

someone who a fiend for pussy

Kristoffer was the illest coochie monster last night

by R3DruM October 29, 2009