Parking-Lot Mongoloids

Roving bands of miscreants that inhabit the parking lots of fast food chains, most notably Taco Bell, in North-Eastern Ohio. Seasonal and nomadic, they tend to clump together around their parentally purchased "Fast and the Furious" cars and lifted pick-up trucks doing perceivably nothing constructive for hours on end.

Me: I'm hungry.

You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.

Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.

by LostDakota June 19, 2008

mongolian mud worm

During rough bum-love
Your partner/victim shits all over your dick and runs away in panic. leaving your dick covered in shit flailing in the breeze

Sally was riding me reverse cow-girl. All of a sudden she bolted from the room.
I sat up in surprise and saw a mongolian mud worm staring me down

by sgt.cameltoe May 5, 2008

Mongolian Chairlift

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.

Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!

by Dave Pat August 24, 2008

mongolia

mongolian people are the nicest and yet the shyest people on the earth. they are really shy. uwu

kid: dad, what’s that *pointing at a condom.
average mongolian dad: *sweats nervously* i-i don’t know, son. *runs away

by bluesrock January 7, 2019

laying a Mongo

once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.

"Jeez I really need o go lay a mongo right now."

by Gregzzzzzz September 14, 2005

Mongolian Spike

The act of ramming a thumb up a female's anus while she is receiving oral sex. It is usually performed at the point of climax to intensify the "shock" and therefore "pleasure" associated with the climax.

Dude, while going down on my girlfriend last light, I gave her a Mongolian Spike just before she came. I thought she was going to loose her mind! She even spoke in tongues!

by Salty n Sticky December 7, 2009

Mongo Pack

a bowl that has been packed with an absurd amount of marijuana

guy 1: i just mongo packed this bowl
guy 2: what are you having a party or something?
guy 1: no i just want to get stoned beyond the point of functioning.

by fjdskalhfjdsk February 28, 2013