weather-monger

a person who deceives people by declaring that the weather will be foul.

Do not be a weather-monger. You are not a Nostradamus to predict that there will be a heavy downpour tonight.

weather-monger by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010

war monger 

a lover of war. obsessed with everything about war and the history of war.

war mongers are people who love guns and weapons.

war monger by eazy-x February 14, 2008

Douch Monger 

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's

Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth

Douch Monger by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009

fish monger 

felicia's a fish monger!
inside joke

hey fish monger, get your ass over here!

fish monger by pinki November 21, 2003

crab monger 

a person mainly "woman" with small crab like creatures on her ho ass VJJ. its scientific name is pubic lice.condoms do not protect us dudes from crabs.

Oh my God that Crab Monger Prostitute gave me crabs ,it really ####in hurts.

crab monger by Save ur self November 7, 2010

Turd Monger 

One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.

guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.

guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.

Turd Monger by greazy cheazy September 15, 2009

Potato monger 

A man or woman who harvests potatos and throws them at Irish people.

I saw a potato monger in the field last week; I had to run in order to dodge the potatos!

Potato monger by theofficedwight June 5, 2016