Two Toke Mole

When someone who resembles a mole (physically or mentally), takes two tokes of a joint and starts coughing up their lungs.

Two Toke Mole: Man I got so stoned last night!
Person: Dude, you took two tokes and passed out...

by roleypoleymemleh June 14, 2013

Whack a Mole Doozy

When you send your friend on a wild goose chase to find that sweet nectar

Whack a Mole Doozy: Oh last night we whack a moled Ciaran a fucking Dooooozy!!

by The Hispanic Hand Grendade November 17, 2018

X on a mobile ad

The only thing that is smaller than a quark

Frick, the X on a mobile ad is really really really really really really really small

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 29, 2021

How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

firstly piss on your left hand, then pick up your phone with only the palm of your left hand, while positioning your right hand on the back of the phone and with your left hand swipe up and down several times and todah! custom splashscreen for mobile

mondieu on construct 3: How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

me: hahaha i know how :)

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

mullet mobile

Second/Third Generation Camaro or Firebird adorned with window louvers, whip antennas, mag wheels, air shocks, decals and other similar accessories... Driven in rural areas by men/women and usually heard while playing Van Halen, Molly Hatchet, Ratt, Poison, Foreigner and other similar bands from thier Delco radios.

Dig the mullet mobile.. Mullet mobiles rule!

by jt November 21, 2002

mobler

A person who won't leave a couple alone; a friend who doesn't get the hint to leave; a person who creates awkwardness during a couple's lovey moment

She is such a mobler because that couple obviously wants to be left alone.

by ImInLove! April 26, 2010

Spooby Mobile

An old piece of crap jacked up car with over-sized rims, annoying sound system, being driven by a Spooby.

Wow, Frank looks like such a Spooby in that piece of crap Cadillac Spooby Mobile!

by ImDmac December 6, 2010