mildewf

Mother I Like Don't Ever Want To Fuck

No way I'd do your fat mom...she's a MILDEWF

by jona fin May 12, 2009

mild prostitution

the act or practice of engaging in moderately sexual activities in exchange for money or non-monetary forms of compensation

Putting out only after a guy has bought you dinner is mild prostitution.

by Toni Tigress June 3, 2010

mildersass

a slang term meaning marijuana. it originated from that jones boy in arkansas.

come get on this mildersass..!!! boy!

by jake motherfuckin sims August 25, 2010

Mile High Rub

The act of masturbating on an aeroplane, usually (and more practically) in the toilet.

Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.

by rob1982 January 21, 2013

Mile High Skunk

When one lets an enormous foul smelling silent but deadly fart on an airline impacting several rows of passengers and lingering for the length of the flight. The originator remains anonymous while passengers agree it smells like we hit a skunk.

OMG do you smell that? I am about to vomit it smells so bad, what died on this plane?, we darn sure must have hit a mile high skunk!

by GoathillGary December 10, 2016

Mile High Lie

When one is on a flight and has to crap to bad they cant see straight, they sprint down the isle into the ultra small restroom, shut the door and proceed to try to take care of business, just to realize that it is all just a lie....your body refuses to poop a mile high.

Dude, each time I fly I am haunted and reminded of the Mile High Lie, no matter how bad I have to poop when I get to the restroom in the back of the plane my body shuts down and refuses to defecate, it is maddening.

by GoathillGary December 10, 2016

mile high experience

jacking off in the cabin of an aircraft mid flight

Kirstin: How was the flight?
Ben: It was mediocre, and then i went to the lavatory and enjoyed the mile high experience.

by Brunzology October 23, 2017