midget porn

Instant orgasm every time.

I luv MIDGET PORN and
MIDGET PORN luvs me.

Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

Midgesexual

Attracted to midgets in a sexual fashion.

Wow! Rob is quite the midgesexual lately.

by Tony Blavis October 20, 2007

midget porn

Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.

The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film "18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 23, 2008

Black midget furry fortnite porn

It is a very nice thing when your jacking and whacking your cock

Me: hey mom, want to watch some black midget furry fortnite porn?

Mom: yes honey I’ll be there in a second

by Nsnskwiwbdbdb April 11, 2021

midges

Flying pests that look similar to mosquitoes. Even though these things don't bite... the sheer numbers of them in one location can be extremely disruptive. Midge swarms have even been known to cause disruption to traffic and can also appear on weather radars.

Most commonly found near streams, rivers, ponds, and large bodies of water. Usually dormant until spring and early summer weather.

Jeff's entire house was covered in midges... you couldn't even tell the house was white.

by Brad198910 July 18, 2006

Midget in a raincoat

What your cock looks like two minutes after your blow your load before removing your rubber

Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

crippled midget

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

by Swoop DeVille June 11, 2006