Midwestern Healthy

A human found inhabiting the Midwestern states that are exceptionally overweight. They are often found wearing tight clothes that are outdated and brightly colored. Males have a tendency to display a shaven head and variety of facial hair styles. Females usually have a large hair display and often bleached. Both are found to enjoy generic cigarettes, fast food and cheep canned beer.

That fat bitch is midwestern healthy. cornbitch wife beater too fat to wear that

by cheek E monkee July 24, 2010

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modesty

The act of lying about your feats and traits in an attempt to fool others into thinking you are capable of more.

I see through your modesty, you lousy piece of shit.

by rippykins March 18, 2011

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The Midwestern I Do

When you are having sex with your girlfriend and "ya'lls" Grandma walks in.

"The Midwestern I do" is like a spit-shake. A official stamp of approval.

Once Grandma walked in on Her grandkids the wedding was official. I do's was said.

by NoMyCupOfRegret September 7, 2019

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miest

Pronounced meest.

Something that is so horribly difficult, stressful and scary that no other word will suffice.

Person 1: Can you do that ANALyis question about generating functions?
Person 2: No! It's a miest!

by SR May 14, 2005

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Midwest Mcflurry

You Cum into a girl's nose, then you tickle her nose with an eagles feather. And wait until she sneezes the jizz out onto her ice Cream, then giving it to her friend, thus having made a midwest mcflurry

Yo Laquetrandaniesha last night you know that ice cream with whipped cream i gave you. It was actually a Midwest Mcflurry.

by Dustin Milller December 26, 2007

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