The Alivelisse Method

To love ones relatives unconditionally against all odds; even after multiple disappointments and betrayals. Being the glue that keeps together a dysfunctional family and delusionally holding on to the hope that their family can one day be a happy/harmonious one.

"Try use the Alivelisse Method on your family situation but you can't do that forever! If your family doesn't get their act together while you're "Alivelissing" it, then move across the country or something and be happy for once while they fend for themselves (also for once)."

by HappyBubbles January 21, 2015

dirty fingernails method

The dirty fingernails method is when you are jerking off and you stick your finger up your butt and move it around. Said to give you 10x the pleasure when you cum

SpongeBob: hey Patrick last night I did the dirty fingernails method to a picture of sandy
Patrick: ew that's gross! But how did it feel?

by _amb.21_ July 5, 2016

THE SEGJI METHOD

The Segji Method ( as known as the superior method among all other methods ) is used to describe someone's perfection with a situation, game or other relevant activities, some of these acts within The Segji Method include, being able to push yourself to perfection, a stable mindset, the ability to enjoy an activity or a game without caring about statistics, for someone to reach The Segji Method would be an incredible feat worth cherishing for the rest of their lives.

wow that guy over there is playing really well he must know The Segji Method!

by anonymous November 23, 2020

marble method

A way to locate fat people. Simply drop a marble on the floor and follow it. because of gravity the marble will travel to the lowest point of the floor....where all the fat people are

Hi Frank what's up

Can't talk now I am using the Marble Method to find the Snapple Lady

by kahn May 13, 2005

bold font method

This is a form of studying where one skims through a text and simply memorizes/learns everything in bold or italicized.

Do you want to meet up cram for tomorrow's Ochem test?

Nah, I'm done studying.

Really? You must be really organized to be able to study ahead of time.

Nah, I used the Bold Font Method...if it's bold I memorized it. >70% of every test is based off bold font in books.

by etilauqa September 7, 2013

methidemic

The rapid and uncontrolable spread of methamphetamine addiction.

America is in the midst of a methidemic.

by Paul Cypher July 8, 2007

Methodrone

kick ass shoe gazing, psychedelic debut album album by the one and only Brian Jonestown Massacre. pretty clear play on the recreationally used heroin withdrawal drug Methadone.

Bro lets smoke a fat bowl and zone out to some Methodrone...

by topography666 September 16, 2009