morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.

Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)

by CandyCup August 6, 2011

frosty melon

When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.

David gave Christian a frosty melon all over his chest.

by SaltyAdolf4Life March 8, 2016

Watery melons

When you're giving a boob job and he cums on your boobies!

"When I finished I gave her some watery melons."

by Brrrgalicious November 30, 2016

mundo meloned

A girl who is has very big breasts.

"Yo that girl is soooo Mundo Meloned"

by TheMagicianEx March 5, 2017

No Melon Day

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.

Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."

by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023

Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.

she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead

by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

harshing my melon

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a straightedge brings down your elated feelings while high.

Dude, you're really harshing my melon.

by Dan The Melon March 7, 2016