Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013
Get the sloppy melon mug.Traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. Requires: male players, erections, melons
Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.
Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.
by thebigheed June 13, 2007
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by Molech March 30, 2013
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Did you guys see Marty fall in the turn racing his dirt bike? He water melon crawled back across the track and almost got ran over.
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