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sloppy melon

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
Brad preformed the sloppy melon
by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013
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melon off

Traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. Requires: male players, erections, melons

Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.
Dave won the melon off last night. What a hoor a pissy boner he had.
by thebigheed June 13, 2007
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Melonball-Tittyballs

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.
This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.
by aCrazySummerAfternoon December 3, 2010
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Melon Head

Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.
Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.
by Molech March 30, 2013
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Water melon crawl

When someone falls down and in an effort to "walk it off" and look like they didn't get hurt, they can only "crawl it off" because they have knocked the wind out of themselves..
Did you guys see Marty fall in the turn racing his dirt bike? He water melon crawled back across the track and almost got ran over.
by Drunkinskater December 13, 2010
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melon lips

An African American slang term that describes their Gigantic lips
by Context April 4, 2006
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melon patch

Vagina and the area serrounding it.
Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods.
by Colin D September 13, 2006
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