Landing Pad

Placing the pad of your mom, girlfriend, or any other woman in your household in the toilet bowl before you drop oval brownies to prevent cold water from splashing up into your anus.

"You and Courtney still together?"
"No...she broke up with me because I used her last pantie liner for a landing pad. She couldn't go to her job interview because she bled through her pants."

"Come out tonight."
"I cant...Im grounded."
"For what?"
"Mom caught me using her tampax for a landing pad."

by Wildman Bill March 5, 2010

Landing a Jet

The act of celebrating like a champion one or two games too soon. Or any general lack of focus before a task is completed

Braylon Edwards back-flip after defeating the Pats in the 2010 NFL playoffs "I hope he isn't landing a Jet, he has another game next week".
Or. a Gatorade Bath given to a head coach after a semifinal victory

by Uncle Flizzy January 24, 2011

Landing Strip

Performing the landing strip is a sex move in which the guy rubs his dick between a girls armpit (similar to the act of titjob or thighjob) and before the guy cums, the girl opens her armpit, allowing the guy to "land the plane" on the Landing Strip

Guy #1: Hey dude, have you and your girl tried anything new recently?
Guy #2: Yeah she let me perform the Landing Strip

by LeeStories October 29, 2019

mooner landing

the act of pulling your pants down and landing your butcheeks on ones face as if a flying saucer.When the other person is passed out....>:)

looolooooloooooloooooouuuuuoh no a mooner landing...

by espo1 December 15, 2009

landing strip

This is when a woman either fails to trim her vaginal pubic hair at all or trims it still leaving a good covering of hair. The "landing strip" reffers to the vaginal hood where no hair grows and hence this appears like a landing strip in the middle of the forest. This situation usually results if a woman is to lazy to shave, too poor to afford a razor, too overweight to reach that area or European (no one really understands why.

(to a woman, preferably hot!) "Landing strip or shaven haven?"

by Adam T Smith June 14, 2006

Polish landing strip

A female's bush that is not trimmed.

Her Polish landing strip makes it hard to find the good part.

by billthecat April 13, 2010

Georgetown Landing Marina

-The Thrid oldest sea port in South Carolina. It's history dating all the way back to colonial times when a one Dylanian Dickersonian had a war ship that he stole from the British and established a Marina in the surrounding Georgetown Area. This Marina was later used during the Revolutionary war as a port for the shipping and recieving of goods that were marked illegal by the British Forces. Messages were passed between captains at the Marina through songs sung by a band during that time known as "Old Canoe". They were known as that simply because they often rode around in an old indian canoe and sang the secret cryptic messages of the traders. Songs like "Wayfarer Blues" and "Settle Down". According to records, the bands members include the infamous Dylanian Dickersonian, Marcouis Cotaminaus, who was known for his insane skill on the "drums", and the other member of the band, Jeremiah Coleminari, who was known during the time for his skills on an insturment known as the "guitar".

"Lets go someplace historical, with a good history like "Georgetown Landing Marina" "

by Rickey Nathan March 8, 2009