George W. Bush Presidential Library

A pretty good joke. A man more infamous for anti-intellectualism than anyone in history having a library for a memorial is pretty goddamn funny.

Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, please leave your books at the door.…yeah right there, in that burning pile.

/ignore this Google Bomb:

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by xX_CaliforniaCheese_Xx September 14, 2011

library

the bathroom (because its where people have time to read)

im going to the library.

by AEF August 16, 2004

Liberia

Country in Africa that George W. Bush is now expecting that it is evil, just like Iraq.

I hope we don't go to war with Liberia.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

library skids

A group of Skids who sits in the back fo the library playing Nintendo DS with each other.

Chris; "Hey Katie, thoose library skids are back!"
Katie" Yeah They go play nintendo in the back of the library"

by ChrisOlinik October 11, 2006

Librarian Effect

When you take someone who is generally viewed as ugly, take off their glasses, fluff their hair and dress them differently and they become SMOKIN' HOT!!!

Freddy: Katherine looks like one ugly bitch!

Vinnie: Bullshit, take off her glasses and shit, you'll see....total librarian effect on that bitch!

by TheUltimateGayMan June 28, 2010

Personal Library

To masterbate in a calm, quiet area.

The bathroom is my personal library, Because it's nice and quiet.

by Nintendo220 November 11, 2010

Librage

1. Prounounced "Lieb-rage"; Noun. An intense feeling of anger and hopelessness experienced during a prolonged stay in a library. The issue is usually on of trivial importance, but the isolating environment of a library makes the anger more acute.

Person 1: Did you see that hateful e-mail John Doe sent out to fifty people?

Person 2: Don't worry; John Doe was in the library writing a seminar paper. He was probably just experiencing librage.

Person 1: Well, that's a relief.

by TheKTZ June 3, 2009