Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.
by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021
A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
by Eat me love June 15, 2018
To pull a kung: To leave any sort of job with no explanation and appear to isolate yourself, while not using any form of communication other than repeating 3 letter emails. This also includes interacting with your clients without permission. Such activity is also commonly known as 'eternity leave'.
Person 1: "I haven't seen my best friend in weeks!"
Person 2: "Must have pulled a kung"
Person 1: "I'm really scared of what's going to happen tomorrow. I think I'll pull a bit of a kung"
Person 2: "Which method will you use?"
Person 1: "I think I'll reuse the same photo of a COVID test forever, *chough* a while"
Person 2: "Must have pulled a kung"
Person 1: "I'm really scared of what's going to happen tomorrow. I think I'll pull a bit of a kung"
Person 2: "Which method will you use?"
Person 1: "I think I'll reuse the same photo of a COVID test forever, *chough* a while"
by kung.mr February 13, 2022
Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
by oldmcdonald23102491 December 11, 2021