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Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
by Lizzielou December 8, 2023
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kung fu

you got any of that kung fu karate chop chop motherfucker? i am all out...
by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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kung fu fighting

A song that is made by karate
Eric:what is karate

Ret:Kung fu fighting
by Kaka so June 2, 2022
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kung masta

Kung Masta A retard who is a big BrokeBack and a failure
I am being Kung Masta today
by Pdgffa April 12, 2019
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Joe Kung

Person 1: Have you seen Joe Kung around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1:Joe Kung dez nuts dumbass
by Joe Kung October 29, 2019
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Kung fu dunk

A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.
by GallifreyDude August 13, 2012
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