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why the fuck did you even search this?

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.

by idiotdortyknees August 19, 2015

Kitten

A kitten is a homicidal muffin on legs and is not recommended for beginners get at least 2.

"Yo man I just got these adorable kittens"

by SaberToothBraden October 17, 2018

forfeit kitten

A female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.

"Henrietta hasn't played soccer before, she's the 'forfeit kitten' today...but who cares if she can't play, at least she looks damn hot in those knee socks and shin guards..."

by Unkle G March 5, 2009

sext kitten

A person adept at arousing others through sext messages.

Bill: I sprung a woody at the office this afternoon after I got that racy sext message from Yvonne.

Sue: Meow. What a minxy little sext kitten.

by sexty little beast May 31, 2011

exploding kittens

a game for people who are really into cats and explosions and tacocats and palindromes and hairy potato cats and rainbows and lasers

haha i got tacocat card its a palindrome
Exploding kittens is great

by Ur mooshma February 23, 2017

Olives Kitteridge Burger

A burger that comes with olive tapenade

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Olives Kitteridge Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Discord Kitten

Someone who will get free nitro from a discord mod

"Can I get nitro pls uwu" - Discord Kitten

"Yes of course my kitten" - Old man

by Idontwanttoexist December 27, 2021