kiddinfg

(pronounced kid-in-fig) verb: to make a comical reference to a spelling error

Haha... I was just kiddinfg

by wasupwiththat November 29, 2009

Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.

Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.

by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010

Kiddie Condom

A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.

Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.

by gbabbiii December 22, 2010

kiddint

a girl who is dumb, yet sometimes cool to hang out with, but she never know what she is talking about.

Man Alison with 1 L sure is a kiddint

by chuck11214895 May 25, 2012

kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.

I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.

by hmf December 22, 2014

Kiddiejames

A young boy that is flexing all tha time

''Look there a kiddiejames"

by Killa2839 October 20, 2016

kiddiliwinks

Amusing term of affection for children.

Grandpa says: What are you up to?
Mum says: hanging out with the kiddiliwinks

Generally used to describe young children. Funnier when used to describe older children who have grown into adults.

by Fire is fire May 17, 2017