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A Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.
Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
by Pianopunk August 21, 2017
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Jonathan David

A boy who's hopelessly in love with a girl who's in love with someone else. Firs appeared in the eponymous Belle & Sebastian song. Along the same lines as calling someone a "Lord Anthony."
Look at that poor Jonathan David. He has no idea she's not into him.
by Jorlamer655 October 9, 2010
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Jonathan

A guy that has a warm smile, and makes you blush every time you look at him. He's nice, Warm touch, Savage, Pretty brown hair and eyes, Jonathan wears glasses and a huge dork, but has a GREAT personality.Once you like him there's no turning back.I LOVE HIM.
Jonathan is a dork but savage.
by elia.BACWARDS. December 10, 2016
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Jonathan

Jonathan is usually really tall , usually has blond/brown hair , has blue eyes,usually has 6 siblings , one of a kind boyfriend , a great friend , very loving at times ,will fight for anyone he loves , gets in fights with anyone , doesn’t care if he goes to jail as long as he knows that he protected you , very loving to all of his siblings , has anger issues , works hard , tends to go back and forth to mom and dad , tends to have blond moments sometimes , Once he puts time/ mind into something you won’t be able to get him to stop , That is a Jonathan.
by #Jumbo October 15, 2018
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jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!
by demilovatoslover March 7, 2010
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Jonothan

A fat cunt that needs to grow a dick.
you Jonothan
by Stop Holden Makok August 17, 2016
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Jonathan

Jonathan is so annoying
by SorryThisNameIsUsed September 7, 2018
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